Away Trip or Overnight
1) Short Sheet The
Bed - After a full night of partying, this will sure aggravate some poor
soul when they try to get in bed and realize that you have previously remade the bed with
the covers only coming up only 1/3 of the way and tucked in tight!
2) Water Shots - When the Bachelor is a
little buzzed, give him the best placebo of all...a water shot. The psychology of people
is very interesting since when one thinks they are receiving alcohol, no matter how weak,
they will start acting even more drunk. The best way to disguise the water is to give him
a coke chaser, telling him the alcohol is really strong and to chase it down with another
non-alcoholic drink before he can taste the 100 proof shot! Make sure he is doing his
shots with his Shot Glass and drinking his coke from the Booby Mug!
3) Saran Wrap The Toilet Seat - A favorite
and very easy to do. Just place some Saran Wrap around the bowl. Make sure it is tight so
you can't see the wrinkles from the plastic. Place the seat down and turn off the lights.
Some unexpected guy will get back-splash!
4) Jelly Up Seats and Knobs - One of the
easiest tricks to do. Place Lubricant, Toothpaste, Icy Hot or Vaseline under doorknobs and
on toilet seats in a nice thin coat so the guy gets a surprise on contact.
5) The Bachelor Has Arrived! One of the best
jokes is to place a blow up doll in the Bachelor's bed and tell him that while he was out,
his woman came to surprise him. I have seen this happen before and seeing the bachelor's
reaction is one of the most memorable moments I will ever have about the trip, before and
after he realizes its only a woman full of hot air!
6) Early Wake Up Calls - Nobody likes early
morning wake up calls after a night of partying, which is why this is perfect for the guys
staying in other hotel rooms. Just make sure they don't know it is you!
7) Make 'Em Change Colors While Sleeping -
The great thing about Cool-Aid is when you place it in its powder form on a drunk guy's
bed before he is about to pass out, he will wake up either red (cherry flavor) or purple
(grape flavor) since the powder soaks into the pours and temporarily colors the skin for
8) Drunk and Tattooed - One of the funniest
tricks is to place high quality temporary tattoos on passed out guys so in the morning
they are surprised by the writing on their shoulder, ass or stomach!
9) Clown Make-up - When a guy passes out,
have a ball with some girl's make-up. The most fun way is to paint his fingernails a
different color and lipstick his face in clown attire. Make sure to get a snapshot for the
10) Hair Full Of Powder - There is nothing
like watching a guy turning on his hair dryer and get a cloud full of baby powder. Simply
place a small amount of powder in the dryer (be very careful how much you place in there
so it does not short out the dryer) and watch him freak when the button goes on.
11) Suds for All - Nothing is like a toilet bubble bath.
- Place a generous amount of detergent in the back of the toilet (tub). After a few
flushes, you are surely to witness something out of the Brady Bunch when Bobby placed too
much suds in the washing machine.
12) 2 Sizes 2 Small - When the Bachelor is
not around, place much smaller pairs of underwear in his bag and let him become confused
on what happened to his own pairs. Watch him try to put the others on. It may even be
funny to replace his drawers with silly costume ones that he will have to wear for the
rest of the party!
13) Underwear In The Icebox - Wake the
Bachelor up in the morning by having all his underwear spend the night in the room
freezer. This is the true meaning of cold!
14) Red Showers - Place a generous amount of
cherry or grape powder Cool-Aid in the shower head (only if it is the kind that unscrews).
When the next guy turns on the shower to get in, he won't believe his eyes!
15) Water Puzzle - When the Bachelor or
party member passes out in one room, place a significant amount of cups filled to the brim
with water all around him and outward as far as possible. When he wakes up, he has no
choice but to either drink or spill water to get out of the room!
16) Bath Towel Steal - When the Bachelor
goes in the shower with the door unlocked, send in the reinforcements to grab all the
towels and clothes in the room and shut the door. When he comes out to get a towel, snap a
picture of the nature boy and use it for ransom (i.e., you will get the film when you
handcuff yourself to the blow up doll and give me the key).
17) A Shower From The Toilette - Certain
toilettes have black rubber tubing that fills the bowl up after each flush. You can easily
place that black tube out towards the bowl and lightly place the lid down on the tube so
when the next person flushes it sprays them. Place a little toilet paper in the bowl
before you leave the bathroom to force the next guy to flush before he sits down.
Midget or Oversized Stripper
- There is nothing like a
bachelor party stripper especially when they are hot. There
is also nothing like seeing the bachelor's face when a midget
stripper or fat stripper enters the room to do their magic! Make
sure to take lots of pictures but just make sure to be
respectful still as these are people!
Pranks To Do To The Bachelor
1) Chained To His
Woman - When the Bachelor is not looking or out cold for the first night
(if you are going away for more than one night), handcuff him to a naked female blow up
doll! Let him know he can have the key when he completely dresses up the doll in women's
clothing. Now he has to go out and talk women into giving him their clothes! (This also
makes a great game to play during the night of the bachelor party).
2) Fashion Police - Make the bachelor wear
the most ridiculous outfit or a prison uniform and send him out for a fun time out on the
town. It would also be fun to dress all the guys in crazy outfits. Check out our costume
Ex-Girlfriend Surprise - A
great way to scare the crap out of the bachelor is to have a
girlfriend of one of the groomsmen call and state she is the
bachelor's old girlfriend and wants to see him. If you are on an
away trip, tell the bachelor the groomsmen flew her in for a
surprise visit and she is downstairs! Give the girl some tips
about his old girlfriend to make him believe it! See how he
reacts. A great bachelor party prank!
Pin the Boobs on the Stripper
- While playing the great
bachelor party game of
the Boobs on the Babe, have each of the bachelors
blindfolded as they play which is a great time. When it is the
bachelor's turn, blindfold him and bring out a real
exotic dancer who he will then naively try to tape the boobs
on the real stripper instead of the poster. What a great
surprise you give him if you can keep her quiet when she walks
in the room without the bachelor hearing her.
Devious Pranks (for those of you who have not
grown up yet)
1) Hair Shaving
Party - Before going to the Bachelor party, go to a near-by hair salon and
ask for cut hair or purchase some wigs. When a guy has passed out during the party,
dep/gel his hair back and sprinkle a similar color of the cut hair you have brought. When
he wakes up in the morning he will freak out, thinking someone has cut his hair or Naired
2) Hot Toothpaste - When no one is around,
squirt some hot-sauce or wassabe into someone's toothpaste and mix it around with a q-tip.
Talking about bad breath!
3) Hire A Transvestite Stripper - For a
Bachelor, who is not gay, a transvestite or transsexual stripper is a good way to
embarrass the Bachelor and cause great laughter.
4) Stripper Hitch Hiker - Have a female
stripper on the side of a road (for motor home Bachelor Party) or dressed as a maid,
security, or other service provider to enter the group and start the show.
5) Dirty Underwear - One joke that I have
seen work perfectly is to bring some chocolate to an overnight Bachelor Party. When the
bachelor isn't around, rub chocolate into all his underwear bottoms so he thinks he has
only brought skid mark/dirty pairs!
with any of your own practical joke ideas and let us know how the pranks work out for you!