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Bachelor Party Idea of the Month - Summer

Bachelor Party Ideas - SummerThe weather is starting to heat up and if you are reading this, you are about to partake into a journey of bachelor party-hood during the best season there is for a last night out extravoganza! The beauty of Summer is that you can have bachelor parties during the day and/or evening as well as having the party indoors or outdoors! So much to choose from and so little time to plan. For summer, a great idea is to get the Pamela Baywatch blow up doll and have her handcuffed to the groom. Make sure he has a bachelor ball and chain which can be filled with some water for extra weight. To save some money, bring your own alcohol and ask for discounted rates on venues and entertainment places (i.e., golf, concerts, hotel rooms), which will save you and the groomsmen lots of money. Even with bachelor party strippers and bachelor party limos, ask for discounted rates. Below we have listed some more of our favorite summer bachelor party ideas to hopefully help in making your bachelor party a memorable time:

Bachelor Party Picture of the Month
Finally we have found the bachelor party babe who was the mold for all bachelor party blow up dolls. Hats off to this wonderful blondie who can suck the chrome of any trailer hitch! Please send in your bachelor party pictures to and give you first name credit and make someone famous!

Drink of the Month
For Summer, a nice cool refreshing bachelor party shot hits the spot. Our bachelor party shot of the month is:

Bachelor on Acid
1 part Jagermeister
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz black raspberry liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1/4 oz cranberry juice

Shake ingredients with ice and then get ready to party! Make sure to use the bachelor party shot glass since everything tastes better when you drink from it! For more drinks and shots, check out our bachelor party drinks page.

Bachelor Party Jokes of the Month
A great ice-breaker during the bachelor party is to have some jokes to liven up and make the group feel more comfortable. Below are some of our favorite:

Pulled Over and Pulled Out
A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.
The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".
So he radios the station and asks what to do.
The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".
So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your willie as you walk up to her".
So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his willie.
The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test.

Hawaii Vacation
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One day they came up with an idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill into a piggy bank.

They bought the piggy, and followed that procedure for about a year. After that time, they decided that there was enough money for their dream vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we had sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00 bills and a few $100.00 bills."

The wife replied, "Do you think that everybody is as stingy as you are?"

We hope you enjoy these bachelor party jokes. For more jokes, check out our bachelor party jokes page and practical jokes.

Movie of the Month
I would highly suggest you start the bachelor party early in the afternoon and see The Hangover 2 which is about a bachelor party brunch that goes very sour (and hilariously funny). It was written by the same person that brought us the Original Hangover, Old School (other bachelor party favorites) and stars Bradley Cooper (from Wedding Crashers), Ed helms (The Office), and our favorite bachelor party hero and the brilliant Zach Galifianakis. For more bachelor party movie ideas, check out our bachelor party movie page.

Bachelor Party Entertainment of the Month
When I say bachelor party you say bachelor party strippers which is definitely one option. Other entertainment for the summer months can range from enjoying some indoor racing excitement.

Bachelor Party Location of the Month: Mexico
Mexico is our place for summer bachelor parties. Can you imagine staying in a huge mansion in the beaufiful part of Mexico! Check out Mexico Mansion where all your dreams may come true as you and the bachelors party like rock stars for a memorable bachelor party weekend!

Bachelor Party Product of the Month: Boobie Squirt Guns
There is nothing better than to squirt the groomsmen during the heat of summer with a boobie water gun or Mini Boobie Squirt Gun Keychain. These items are perfect for summer and are even more fun when you fill them up with milk (just like the real thing).

Month of July and August
We have created this new section to give you the most update information as well as the new trends and services while planning your bachelor party. We hope you enjoy our bachelor party “idea of the month” section:

Bachelor Party IdeaPicture of the Month
Tempest Storm was found on AOL News discussing her 50 years in stripping (burlesque). We had to honor her with this awesome picture that was taken by Jae C. Hong, AP since it is wonderfully sexy and scary!

We all hope our girlfriend’s and wives can have as great of a body at 80 as Tempest, just not as wrinkly! Just make sure to not have her pole dance or let her get too crazy if you have her at your bachelor party.

Let us know what you think of Tempest Storm and if you would have her perform at your bachelor party?

Drink of the Month
Bourbon and Coke on the Rocks– The old staple is Jack and Coke, however we have a discerning taste so give Woodford and Coke a try. Use 1 oz. Woodford (or your favorite bourbon) to 5 oz. of Coke. If you like a stiff one, then adjust the Woodford accordingly. Just make sure to have a sober driver or limousine company if you are drinking these. For more drinks, check out our drinks page for more bachelor party beverage ideas.

Bachelor Party Joke of the Month
Here is a funny joke of the month. Of course it is girl related but we will be doing more bachelor party jokes in the months to come:

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'

For more bachelor party jokes, visit our bachelor party jokes page.

Movie of the Month
Semi-Pro - If you are at a home party or on a party bus / limousine that has a DVD, we strongly suggest watching Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell. This movie is full of funny one-liners as well as a little sports, cussing and “T-n-A”. Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon along with Woody Harrelson and Andre Benjamin is a riot and will have all the guys urinating in their pants! Of course the old staple will always be Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party (stay away from Bachelor Party II as it sucks).

Nightclub of the Month
Rum Jungle - If you are in Las Vegas, we strongly suggest you visiting Rum Jungle. This bar has an amazing ambiance as well as sexy dancers, an overhead circus show and 5 course dinner! The bar is amazing as it is a multi-level along with great scenery of beautiful bartenders and servers. There is dancing with music including Latin, Caribbean and African beats with a hint of techno. A great place to hang out with friends as long as you don’t want to have long conversations as it is loud with a lot of energy. We suggest to have the bachelor party dinner there first and then stay for the dancing festivities before going to your next location. Visit our Vegas section for more bachelor party Las Vegas information.

City of the Month
Click Here!Montreal Nightlife - If you want a change of pace and have an adventurous group of friends, we highly recommend Montreal! There are a lot of hot spots and entertainment there which you can find out by using Montreal VIP. This company is top notch in finding you the right places to go for the bachelor party as well as helping out with entertainment needs.

If you want to party like a Canadian rock star and not wait in lines to all the exclusive clubs and restaurants, check out Montreal VIP and they will take great care of you! Check out our bachelor party location ideas for more information in a city near you.

Product of the Month
One of our favorite items is the bachelor party boob dodge ball. This Double D ball feels like the real silicone of your favorite stripper and smells wonderful (again like your favorite stripper). You can use this for a bachelor party game of dodge ball or tuck two under your shirt and be a high class piece of A. Have some fun with this great product that goes for $9.95.

Game of the Month
Dollar Bill Poker – Also known as Davey Jones’s Liar’s Dice (without the dice and Pirate’s of the Caribbean reference), this economical game only deals with pulling out a one dollar bill (or five dollar bill if you are adventurous) and using the numbers on the bill as a poker hand. Make the person who does not win, drink and hand over his bill to the winner! Can also be played by stating how many of a certain number you believe you can own up to, using your opponents numbers as well. You don’t know if you won (if you used his numbers) until you see what numbers your opponent had. A great and easy bachelor party game to play anywhere.

End of Summer Bachelor Party – Still Smokin’ Hot
Bachelor Party IdeasYes, the end of summer is coming but so is you or your buddies bachelor party! Get ready to rumble and make the summer go out with a BANG. Summer bachelor parties are the best since there is so much to do as the summer fun sizzles. Below we list our most prized bachelor party ideas for you to enjoy as we hope they are helpful in making your party a major success:

Bachelor Party Picture of the Month
I don’t know about you but there is always a little sadness at the end of summer, knowing the cold weather is once again going to come. I do wish it was an endless summer as it shows in our bachelor party picture of the month. I also wish it was to search for the perfect HO. We also couldn’t resist placing this other bachelor party picture up which shows that a subway has strippers dancing on the subway poles during your ride home. What a great business that I wish I thought of. Who cares who it offends since they don’t have to watch as I get my lap dance before my stop. Cities over the nation should learn from this as the best business is the stripping business. There is nothing like a de-stressor of having ass in your face and lap after a hard day’s work!

Drink of the Month
A great end of summer shot is called The One Hundred Miles Per Hour. This is not for the light hearted bachelor or groomsmen.

Combustible ingredients below:

2 ounces of Blue Curacao liqueur
˝ ounce of Wild Turkey Bourbon
˝ ounce of 151 rum
˝ ounce of Peach Southern Comfort
˝ ounce of Yukon Jack
˝ ounce of grenadine syrup
2 ounce of Blue Curacao liqueur
˝ ounce of Sprite or 7-UP

Place all the ingredients in a cup and mix over ice then shake. Add the Sprite/7-Up last and enjoy. Make sure to use the bachelor party hanging shot glass since everything tastes better when you drink from it! For more drinks and shots, check out our bachelor party drinks page.

Bachelor Party Jokes of the Month

A great ice-breaker during the bachelor party is to have some jokes ready in your arsenal to liven up and make the groomsmen get into the party zone. Below are some of our favorites:

Speaking Terms
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
The bartender said, "That should make you happy."
The man said, "No, the month is up today!"

Eyes Wide Shut
Why do women close their eyes during sex?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

We hope you enjoy these bachelor party jokes. For more jokes, check out our bachelor party jokes page and bachelor party practical jokes.

Movie of the Month
A great movie to go out and see is Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds movie. This has all the action, shooting and craziness that you would expect from Tarantino. A great bachelor party idea is to get two bachelor party blow up dolls and handcuff  them to the bachelor while watching the movie. Dress the blow up dolls as military and make the bachelor look like Brad Pitt in the movie. For more bachelor party movie ideas, check out our bachelor party movie page.

Bachelor Party StripperBachelor Party Entertainment of the Month
There are so many great ideas for the summer months. Take advantage of the weather and start the day with some golfing. Use the exploding condom golf ball to have a great laugh when the bachelor hits the ball thinking it is real. Wash up and then go out to a bar for some drinks and appetizers to then get ready for some crazy fun strippers. Bless democracy and freedom at its finest!

Bachelor Party Location of the Month
Don’t miss out on a raging time in Louisiana. Go to Bourbon Street, gamble and enjoy some crawfish in the South!

Make your summer bachelor party smokin' hot with Cabo San Lucas wedding packages.

Bachelor Party Product of the Month: Boobie Inspector Badge
Make it official when you want to see some boobies with this excellent metallic boobie inspector badge. Bring along some mardi gras beads in case you need more incentive than the badge to see some mammaries in all their glory. Check out our bachelor party supplies section for even more items of fun to make your party a huge success.

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We hope you enjoyed these bachelor party tips of the month. Come back and visit us as we will have more tips in the coming months for you to hopefully use at your own party. Email us with any questions or ideas at



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