Bachelor Party Idea of the
Month - Summer
The weather is starting to heat up and if you are
reading this, you are about to partake into a journey of
bachelor party-hood during the best season there is for a last
night out extravoganza! The beauty of Summer is that you can
have bachelor parties during the day and/or evening as well as
having the party indoors or outdoors! So much to choose from and
so little time to plan. For summer, a great idea is to get the
Pamela Baywatch
blow
up doll and have her handcuffed to the groom. Make sure he
has a
bachelor ball and chain which can be filled with some water
for extra weight. To save some money, bring your own alcohol and
ask for discounted rates on venues and entertainment places
(i.e., golf, concerts, hotel rooms), which will save you and the
groomsmen
lots of money. Even with
bachelor party strippers and
bachelor party limos, ask for discounted rates. Below we
have listed some more of our favorite summer bachelor party
ideas to hopefully help in making your bachelor party a
memorable time:
Bachelor Party Picture of the Month
Finally we have found the
bachelor party babe who was the mold for all bachelor party
blow up dolls. Hats off to this wonderful blondie who can
suck the chrome of any trailer hitch! Please send in your
bachelor party pictures to
bachelor@bachelorpartyfun.com and give you first name credit
and make someone famous!
Drink of the Month
For Summer, a nice cool refreshing bachelor party shot hits the
spot. Our bachelor party shot of the month is:
Bachelor on
Acid
1 part Jagermeister
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz black raspberry liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1/4 oz cranberry juice
Shake ingredients with ice and then get ready to party! Make
sure to use the
bachelor party shot glass since everything tastes better
when you drink from it! For more drinks and shots, check out our
bachelor
party drinks page.
Bachelor Party Jokes of the Month
A great ice-breaker during the bachelor party is to have some
jokes to liven up and make the group feel more comfortable.
Below are some of our favorite:
Pulled
Over and Pulled Out
A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she
gets pulled over.
The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been
drinking and she replies "No".
So he radios the station and asks what to do.
The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a
lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".
So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of
the car and pull out your willie as you walk up to her".
So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond
gets out of the car and he whips out his willie.
The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer
test.
Hawaii
Vacation
There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always
dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to
save any money to do so. One day they came up with an
idea--each time they had sex, they would put $20.00 bill
into a piggy bank.
They bought the piggy, and
followed that procedure for about a year. After that time,
they decided that there was enough money for their dream
vacation and broke the piggy bank. The husband looked at
their savings and said: "Isn't it strange. Each time we had
sex, I put $20.00 into the piggy. But I see tons of $50.00
bills and a few $100.00 bills."
The wife replied, "Do you think
that everybody is as stingy as you are?"
We hope you enjoy these bachelor party jokes. For more jokes,
check out our
bachelor
party jokes page and
practical jokes.
Movie of the Month
I would highly suggest you start the bachelor party early in the
afternoon and see The Hangover 2 which is about a bachelor party
brunch that goes very sour (and hilariously funny). It was
written by the same person that brought us the Original
Hangover, Old School (other bachelor party favorites) and stars
Bradley Cooper (from Wedding Crashers), Ed helms (The Office),
and our favorite bachelor party hero and the brilliant Zach
Galifianakis. For more bachelor party movie ideas, check out our
bachelor
party movie page.
Bachelor Party Entertainment of the Month
When I say bachelor party you say
bachelor party strippers which is definitely one option.
Other entertainment for the summer months can range from
enjoying some indoor racing excitement.
Bachelor
Party Location of the Month: Mexico
Mexico is our place for summer bachelor parties. Can you imagine
staying in a huge mansion in the beaufiful part of Mexico! Check
out
Mexico Mansion where all your dreams may come true as you
and the bachelors party like rock stars for a memorable bachelor
party weekend!
Bachelor Party Product of the Month:
Boobie Squirt Guns
There is nothing better than to squirt the groomsmen during the
heat of summer with a
boobie water gun or
Mini
Boobie Squirt Gun Keychain. These items are perfect for
summer and are even more fun when you fill them up with milk
(just like the real thing).
Month of July and August
We have created this new section to give you the most update
information as well as the new trends and services while
planning your bachelor party. We hope you enjoy our bachelor
party “idea of the month” section:
Picture
of the Month
Tempest Storm was found on
AOL News discussing her 50 years in stripping (burlesque).
We had to honor her with this awesome picture that was taken by
Jae C. Hong, AP since it is wonderfully sexy and scary!
We all hope our girlfriend’s and
wives can have as great of a body at 80 as Tempest, just not as
wrinkly! Just make sure to not have her pole dance or let her
get too crazy if you have her at your bachelor party.
Let us know what you think of
Tempest Storm and if you would have her perform at your bachelor
party?
Drink of the Month
Bourbon and Coke on the Rocks– The old staple is Jack and Coke,
however we have a discerning taste so give Woodford and Coke a
try. Use 1 oz. Woodford (or your favorite bourbon) to 5 oz. of
Coke. If you like a stiff one, then adjust the Woodford
accordingly. Just make sure to have a sober driver or
limousine company if you are drinking these. For more
drinks, check out our
drinks
page for more bachelor party beverage ideas.
Bachelor Party Joke of the Month
Here is a funny joke of the month. Of course it is girl related
but we will be doing more bachelor party jokes in the months to
come:
This guy was driving in a car
with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the
blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
For more bachelor party jokes, visit
our
bachelor party jokes page.
Movie of the Month
Semi-Pro - If you are at a home party or on a
party
bus / limousine that has a DVD, we strongly suggest watching
Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell. This movie is full of funny
one-liners as well as a little sports, cussing and “T-n-A”. Will
Ferrell as Jackie Moon along with Woody Harrelson and Andre
Benjamin is a riot and will have all the guys urinating in their
pants! Of course the old staple will always be Tom Hanks in
Bachelor Party (stay away from Bachelor Party II as it sucks).
Nightclub of the Month
Rum Jungle - If you are in Las Vegas, we strongly suggest you
visiting Rum Jungle. This bar has an amazing ambiance as well as
sexy dancers, an overhead circus show and 5 course dinner! The
bar is amazing as it is a multi-level along with great scenery
of beautiful bartenders and servers. There is dancing with music
including Latin, Caribbean and African beats with a hint of
techno. A great place to hang out with friends as long as you
don’t want to have long conversations as it is loud with a lot
of energy. We suggest to have the bachelor party dinner there
first and then stay for the dancing festivities before going to
your next location. Visit our Vegas section for more bachelor
party Las Vegas information.
City of the Month
Montreal
Nightlife - If you want a change of pace and have an
adventurous group of friends, we highly recommend Montreal!
There are a lot of hot spots and entertainment there which you
can find out by using
Montreal VIP. This company is top notch in
finding you the right places to go for the bachelor party as
well as helping out with entertainment needs.
If you want to
party like a Canadian rock star and not wait in lines to all the
exclusive clubs and restaurants, check out
Montreal VIP and they
will take great care of you! Check out our
bachelor party location ideas for more information in a city
near you.
Product of the Month
One of our favorite items is the
bachelor party boob dodge ball. This Double D ball feels
like the real silicone of your favorite
stripper and smells wonderful (again like your favorite
stripper). You can use this for a bachelor party game of dodge
ball or tuck two under your shirt and be a high class piece of
A. Have some fun with this great product that goes for $9.95.
Game of the Month
Dollar Bill Poker – Also known as Davey Jones’s Liar’s Dice
(without the dice and Pirate’s of the Caribbean reference), this
economical game only deals with pulling out a one dollar bill
(or five dollar bill if you are adventurous) and using the
numbers on the bill as a poker hand. Make the person who does
not win, drink and hand over his bill to the winner! Can also be
played by stating how many of a certain number you believe you
can own up to, using your opponents numbers as well. You don’t
know if you won (if you used his numbers) until you see what
numbers your opponent had. A great and easy bachelor party game
to play anywhere.
End of Summer Bachelor Party – Still
Smokin’ Hot
Yes, the end of summer is coming but so is you or your buddies
bachelor party! Get ready to rumble and make the summer go out
with a BANG. Summer bachelor parties are the best since there is
so much to do as the summer fun sizzles. Below we list our most
prized bachelor party ideas for you to enjoy as we hope they are
helpful in making your party a major success:
Bachelor Party Picture of the Month
I don’t know about you but there is always a little sadness at
the end of summer, knowing the cold weather is once again going
to come. I do wish it was an endless summer as it shows in our
bachelor party picture of the month. I also wish it was to
search for the perfect HO. We also couldn’t resist placing this
other bachelor party picture up which shows that a subway has
strippers dancing on the subway poles during your ride home.
What a great business that I wish I thought of. Who cares who it
offends since they don’t have to watch as I get my lap dance
before my stop. Cities over the nation should learn from this as
the best business is the stripping business. There is nothing
like a de-stressor of having ass in your face and lap after a
hard day’s work!
Drink of the Month
A great end of summer shot is called The One Hundred Miles Per
Hour. This is not for the light hearted bachelor or
groomsmen.
Combustible ingredients below:
2 ounces of Blue Curacao liqueur
˝ ounce of Wild Turkey Bourbon
˝ ounce of 151 rum
˝ ounce of Peach Southern Comfort
˝ ounce of Yukon Jack
˝ ounce of grenadine syrup
2 ounce of Blue Curacao liqueur
˝ ounce of Sprite or 7-UP
Place all the ingredients in a cup and mix over ice then shake.
Add the Sprite/7-Up last and enjoy. Make sure to use the
bachelor party hanging shot glass since everything tastes
better when you drink from it! For more drinks and shots, check
out our
bachelor party drinks page.
Bachelor Party Jokes of the Month
A great ice-breaker during the bachelor party is to have some
jokes ready in your arsenal to liven up and make the groomsmen
get into the party zone. Below are some of our favorites:
Speaking
Terms
A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the
saddest hangdog expression.
The bartender asked, "What's the
matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man said, "We had a fight,
and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a
month."
The bartender said, "That should
make you happy."
The man said, "No, the month is
up today!"
Eyes Wide Shut
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man
have a good time.
We hope you enjoy these bachelor
party jokes. For more jokes, check out our
bachelor
party jokes page and
bachelor party practical jokes.
Movie of the Month
A great movie to go out and see is Tarantino’s Inglourious
Basterds movie. This has all the action, shooting and craziness
that you would expect from Tarantino. A great bachelor party
idea is to get two bachelor party
blow up dolls and
handcuff them to the bachelor while watching the
movie. Dress the
blow up
dolls as military and make the bachelor look like Brad Pitt in
the movie. For more bachelor party movie ideas, check out our
bachelor
party movie page.
Bachelor
Party Entertainment of the Month
There are so many great ideas for the summer months. Take
advantage of the weather and start the day with some golfing.
Use the
exploding condom golf ball to have a great laugh when the
bachelor hits the ball thinking it is real. Wash up and then go
out to a bar for some drinks and appetizers to then get ready
for some crazy fun
strippers. Bless democracy and freedom at its finest!
Bachelor Party Location of the Month
Don’t miss out on a raging time in Louisiana. Go to Bourbon
Street, gamble and enjoy some crawfish in the South!
Make your summer bachelor party
smokin' hot with
Cabo San Lucas wedding packages.
Bachelor Party Product of the Month:
Boobie Inspector Badge
Make it official when you want to see some boobies with this
excellent metallic boobie inspector badge. Bring along some
mardi gras beads in case you need more incentive than the
badge to see some mammaries in all their glory. Check out our
bachelor party supplies section for even more items of fun
to make your party a huge success.
Bachelor Party Ideas Main Page
We hope you enjoyed these bachelor party tips of the month. Come
back and visit us as we will have more tips in the coming months
for you to hopefully use at your own party. Email us with any
questions or ideas at
bachelor@bachelorpartyfun.com. |